When Etsy Art Goes Wrong, There’s Regretsy


Take a look. Look hard, if you can stand it.

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This is a Fish in a Squirrel Suit Taxidermy available on Etsy.com for $350.00 dollars.

And take a look at this:

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The picture is pretty self-explanatory but if not, these too — knitted key chain tampon holders, are also available on Etsy.com.

You can find these gems plus more on the newish website called Regretsy. The site began in September of this year and is slowly starting to make a splash in the world of  websites about things gone wrong. (See People of Walmart or Look at this f**king hipster for examples.)

Browse the site and you will find etsy art like a pink leopard goat coat, a fetus-shaped catnip toy, reusable cloth Pokemon menstrual pads, and corn poo soap that is much too real-looking.

A lot of the bad etsy art featured on the site is oriented towards vaginas and sex. So much so, that some of those against the site have suggested that the site’s producer has a problem with her “lady parts.”

Luckily the site has a disclaimer that reminds everyone that “art is totally subjective.” Art like these hand silkscreened giant condom pillows with small condom pocket.

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If anything, the site gives everyone else something to read and chuckle about.

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This is my Zombie Desk Monster


My friend Elf, of Fussy Bun, made me a zombie desk monster for my birthday.

It’s pretty cool. It’s nice to have some company at your desk. At first I named him “Hairy Harry” but then it was changed to “Harried Harry” after reading his tragic backstory.

My friend Elf, she makes lots of neat things. She made me an awesome car sticker that says, “OMG PONIES !!1!”.  And she made this poster.

And she made these other adorable stuffed monsters. (They got nothing on Harry.)

It’s advised that you look at her website for more adorableness, she’s good at that.